iv come to dismantle the patriarchy
Watch this!!
Too legit
This was lovely.
This is seriously the greatest speech ever told..this just gave me life.
Almost started crying. That was some beautiful shit right there.
I’m so fucking tired of doing favors for people. “Drive me here …. Do this for me… Can I borrow your car?… Can I borrow 20 bucks?…” WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE!? DO I HAVE LORD JESUS CHRIST SAVIOR ON MY FUCKING FOREHEAD!?! LEAVE ME ALONE GOD DAMNIT. UGHHHHHHH I WORK THREE JOBS, do you think I have time to fucking do favors for you on my one day off !?!?? NO!!!!
My friends and I went skinny dipping today and we snapped this commemorative shot of our fabulous bums. I’m the one with the biggest booty.
I’ve gotta say I love being this comfortable with myself, it’s so freeing,
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OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
DREAMS DO COME TRUE!
It’s just not the same without the packet it originally came in… Why don’t they just make them bigger ? #firstworldproblems
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
So this kid who goes to my school is always saying that he “is a positive role model” and “uses social media to prevent kids from self harming” but almost all of his tweets are like this. So please go block this creep.
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uncharmed -tumblr.hi guys please take time to read this and maybe reblog? the more people that know about this prick, the better.
In 1937, two women wore shorts out in public for the first time. They drew a huge amount of male attention and caused a car accident.
I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.
