ayyyyyyy
i want to hold your hand but i am the sun & you are the moon… & we will never collide

i want to hold your hand but i am the sun & you are the moon… & we will never collide


From Russia With Love’s Rosa Klebb brandishes a shoe with a retractable stiletto blade and puffer-fish poison to induce death in 12 seconds.

From Russia With Love’s Rosa Klebb brandishes a shoe with a retractable stiletto blade and puffer-fish poison to induce death in 12 seconds.

validx2:

If she can make you hard just by looking at you she the one bruh

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

meanplastic:

when u are blogging in front of someone and gay porn appears on ur dash

meanplastic:

when u are blogging in front of someone and gay porn appears on ur dash

hobolunchbox:

Frightening news.

hobolunchbox:

Frightening news.

notchicken:

terranullius-andthestolengen:

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

image

Why are you wearing the same clothes??

I haven’t moved in a year

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

balanced-nandalor:

last-place:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

Hahahaha yes!


thenocturnalmermaid

balanced-nandalor:

last-place:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

Hahahaha yes!

thenocturnalmermaid

antisdeceptive:

I am starving. That is all. 

tbdressfashion:

Sexy Lace Dress
tbdressfashion:

Sexy Tank Top
dampsandwich:

mom i dont wanna go to school i dont feel good

dampsandwich:

mom i dont wanna go to school i dont feel good